Good Reads: 8/1/19
Chief stuff and two persistent local stories highlight today's Good Reads

Showers got blocked by the entire Illinois Rivals staff on Twitter
They didn't read the article in question. It's obvious and provable. They didn't like getting called out on that, I guess. Sorry for the snark in these tweets - I just don't have patience for this type of bullshit about the Chief anymore.
You can click the tweet to look at the whole (long) thread, though I can't imagine why you'd want to.
UI withdrew its financial aid from 4 students suspected to be involved in guardianship 'scam'
Hell yeah. Justice.
(Julie Wurth / News-Gazette)
This is art
Posted in Spotted in Chambana yesterday:

This story is just the gift that keeps on giving
(Cindy Dampier / Chicago Tribune)
Legend
How Scientists Are Partnering With Indigenous Communities For Genomics Research
(Christine Herman / Illinois Public Media)
Imagine if C-U treated country music like they have rap music over the years
City of Chambana imagined for you:
https://www.facebook.com/chambanailgov/posts/353051942282597 (This is a satirical Facebook page)
Memorial Stadium’s new student patio deck to be ready by football opener
Maybe now students will come to the games.
(Matt Daniels / News-Gazette)
Memorial service for Yingying Zhang taking place Monday, August 5th in Savoy
(Patrick Singer / Smile Politely)